To cap the story of the Missing Banana skin, this last month I have been going on a killing spree! Anything made of cashmere or pure wool is like a magnet to the little horrors which infest this part of London. I have thrown out pillows and cushions and a rug, I have treated the carpets, I have scoured corners of cupboards and shaken out clothes I haven’t worn for a while. I keep a small towel for blatting purposes, as I can then reach the moths as they alight on the ceiling and make faces at me. Some days I kill only two and think I’ve pulled through the worst of it. Other days there are ten or so flitting around. I have not found any sprays which work. Neither do the teak balls, nor the strips of impregnated paper. I used to put my faith in bags of lavender culled from the garden and dried by my own fair hands, but even they have let me down. I suppose that killing clothes moths is good for getting rid of aggression. But then, I need some killing instinct to write about murders, don’t I?

I had a surprise email in the other day, asking plaintively why I hadn’t confirmed a speaking engagement at a Women’s Fellowship meeting. I had nothing down in my diary for May, and nothing in the way of a letter or email giving me details. It transpired I had been asked some time ago if I still gave talks, and I’d said ‘Yes, but not often’. Apparently I was also asked if I were free at the end of May to give one? I have no recollection of looking in my diary. I probably said, Please confirm. There was no confirmation, only this desperate email, which reached me the day before the event!  I dropped everything, phoned a friend to give me a lift there and back, and made it just in time. Some people think I was mad to respond affirmatively, but it was a nice distraction from editing, and well . . . why not? It was a pleasant occasion and we had a few good laughs. Yes; why not!

So yes, the editing of the next Bea Abbot is going on apace. I had thought I’d be able to get it in early, but Things Happen in life, don’t they? I’ve had to ask for three days’ extra to read it through one last time, but I think it’s all right now. Picture me anxiously waiting to hear what my dear editor at Severn House has to say about it.

Don’t forget the Winchester Writers Conference will soon be upon us. I’ll be doing two talks, one on what voice suits a writer best, and the other about working the media and e-books.  I hope to see some of you there. Dates: June 21^st to 25^th. Contact details: www.writersconference.co.uk.

A FANFARE is required here!

The fourteenth (yes really! 14^th!) Ellie Quicke – MURDER WITH MERCY – is now out in the UK. Allow a couple of months for it to reach Canada, America, Australia, et al. 

In this story, Ellie is asked to investigate whether or not some deaths in the community are exactly what they seem, while her pregnant, difficult daughter Diana is struggling to cope at work, and her husband is still in a wheelchair. What’s more, sabotage at the big house nearby is being blamed on young Mikey, who is certainly up to something. Can Ellie track down whoever it is who is killing for mercy, keep Mikey out of the clutches of Social Services, and steer her difficult daughter Diana into calmer waters?

STOP PRESS! There’s a new moth-killer on the market which looks like a battery-operated tennis racquet. It fizzes and spits as it exterminates! I love it!

Veronica Heley
http://blog.veronicaheley.com/

The Mystery of the Missing Banana skin, reported in last month’s newsletter, has taken on a life of its own. I have had suggestions from readers from all over the world, but I will give you my own idea about what happened to it in a minute. I suppose that if I were clever enough, I could put the solution upside down and in a different typeface at the end of this letter but, as you know, I am not that capable a technician. And PLEASE don’t tell me how to do it, as I do not wish to know!

The first solution received – an excellent one – was that one of our pets had been playing with the missing banana skin, and hooked it under a low chair. We have no pets at the moment, so that was out. Next was that my husband had eaten it, along with the banana; unfortunately his teeth are not up to that much action nowadays. The third and really wonderful anecdote came from a reader in New Zealand, who has given me permission to tell the tale of her father’s missing reading glasses, and what happened to them . . .

‘My father was bed-bound in hospital after an operation on his foot, and had lost his reading glasses. The nurses stripped the bed, scoured the ward, emptied his locker. They looked everywhere. No glasses. I took in another pair. He grumbled they were not so good as his best ones. The following day I was helping him to undress so that he could have a shower, and the glasses fell out of his underpants!’

I hope that gave you a good laugh. Oh, and my solution? I think my husband must have flushed it down the toilet. Perhaps we will never know . . .

The Easter story for the Methodist Recorder was called DOWN-SIZING, which is what so many of us are having to do. If you weren’t able to get hold of a copy of the original, then let me know and I will email one to you.

I had a really good day at the London Book Fair, as my publishers, Severn House, say they want me to go on writing Ellie Quicke and Bea Abbot and have already sent me a new contract. Isis, the company which produces audiobooks, also wants the next Ellie and Bea books, hurray! As I’ve been getting published for over thirty years, I have a backlist of books which have long gone out of print, and these are now being looked at to see if they’d be worth a re-issue, sometimes in large print, sometimes as an e-book. I am so pleased. Mind you, there is just one that I wrote very early on for a competition – and no, it didn’t win – that I think should not now be resuscitated. Yes, it’s an OK-ish story but a bit too black. I think that one will stay in the bottom drawer for good.

So looking forward – I am happily editing the next Bea Abbot, to be delivered at the end of this month. This story has an exploding toaster in it. I have no idea why. I don’t even possess a toaster, but Bea’s defective toaster cropped up as a plot point in the book, and amused me so much that I’m leaving it in.

The details for the Winchester Writers Conference in June are now out. I’ll be doing two talks, one on what voice suits a writer best, and the other about working the media and e-books.  I hope to see some of you there. Dates: June 21^st to 25^th. Contact details:   www.writersconference.co.uk.

Don’t forget that the next Ellie Quicke – MURDER WITH MERCY – will be published in the UK at the end of this month. Allow three months for it to get to Canada, America, Australia, et al.

The story : Ellie is asked to investigate whether or not some deaths in the community are exactly what they seem, while her pregnant, difficult daughter Diana is struggling to cope, and her husband is still in a wheelchair. What’s more, sabotage at the big house nearby is being blamed on young Mikey, who is certainly up to something. Can Ellie track down whoever it is who is killing for mercy, keep Mikey out of the clutches of Social Services, and steer her difficult daughter Diana into calmer waters?

Veronica Heley

Recent releases.

UNSUNG HEROES is now out as an e-book. This is a collection of short stories originally published in the Methodist Recorder, concerning the problems of three retired men and their families. There are also some Ellie Quicke short stories.

£3.40 UK, and $4.90 USA.

http://www.veronicaheley.com/othertitles.php?l1=11

CRY FOR KIT, and SCREAM FOR SARAH. First published 1970s, have been joined by FEAR FOR FRANCES in large print versions from Chivers. Warning; some sex and violence in the first two! The third is a Victorian romp-cum-whodunit. They are also available to download as e-books.  

FALSE ALARM, the 7^th Abbot Agency story, is now available in hardback and also as an e-book. Bea is asked to find the person who laid a booby trap for the powerful tycoon, Sir Lucas Ossett,  in his own block of flats.  ISBN 9780 7278 8237 0 for the hardback and ISBN 978 1 78010 289 4 for the ebook.

Review for this:  Kirkus: ‘The Abbot Agency’s seventh outing will be just the thing for readers who like their cosies with a bit of bite.’  And from Library Journal:

‘Think of the series’ seventh outing as a big old-fashioned country-house case, Agatha Christie-like, but dressed-up smart and chic for today.’

MURDER BY MISTAKE is now available in large print. ISBN 978 0 7278 9935 4.

FALSE REPORT is available as a paperback  and also as an ebook . This is the story in which

Bea finds that assisting a vertically challenged musician to get some home help is asking for trouble, especially when a pretty girl has been trafficked into this country by a gang who target wealthy men. Paperback: ISBN 978 1 843751 408 0. Ebook: 978 1 78010 201 6.

Find details of all the other E-books at http://www.veronicaheley.com/ebooks.php?l1=102

My dear husband recently had a stay in hospital and was slowly recovering when we experienced one of those domestic mysteries which make you either laugh or cry . . . the sort of thing which I can sometimes use in a story. It’s called the Mystery of the Missing Banana. Included in his breakfast one morning was a banana. And then, it vanished. He has, predictably, no idea what he did with it. There is no banana or banana skin to be found anywhere. I have searched up and down the house. No skin, no banana. Now I know some people think there is a parallel universe into which missing items disappear, but I’m not one of them. It must be there, somewhere! But . . . where? Ideas, anyone? I’ve checked his pockets and everywhere he’s been. My friends say wisely that there’ll soon be a trail of flies leading me to the murder victim. Hm. Any advance on detection by flies?

Meanwhile, Mark Porthouse, my webmaster, and I have been struggling over the cover for the e-book shortly to come out, called UNSUNG HEROES. Even if this not an actual book, an e-book needs a cover. The problem is how to indicate the contents of these short stories in an easily recognisable format. Finally we went for a coffee cup disappearing off to the left, a small cross on a dark banner heading and a strapline of . . . ‘A festival of short stories’. This indicates, hopefully, that these are stories with a Christian background, written for the major festivals; Christmas, Easter and Harvest.   

STOP PRESS.  UNSUNG HEROES is now available to purchase from Amazon as an e-book! Download your copy now! 

Meanwhile again, I’ve been doing the proof reading for Murder with Mercy, which will come out at the end of May 2013.  This process demands that I look out for the repetition of a word within a sentence or paragraph. I don’t always see them when I do the copy-editing and some always sneak through, no matter how careful I think I’ve been. Fortunately there were very few this time, and I can get back to working on False Diamond, which is the next Bea Abbot story. And yes, I do have an idea for an Ellie Quicke Mystery after that. And no, it does not contain Death by Banana.

The Easter story for the Methodist Recorder is called DOWN-SIZING, which is what so many of us are having to do. If you aren’t able to get hold of a copy of the original, then let me know and I will email one to you.

I’m looking forward to The London Book Fair when I can meet up with some of my friends in the industry. That really is a must for me. And also the Winchester Writers Conference in June. Julian Fellowes, of Downton Abbey fame, is going to be the keynote speaker on the Saturday morning! I’ll be there, too, to give a couple of talks and some one to one interviews. The talks will be about what voice suits a writer best – He, Me or It’s – and about working the media/e-books. Dates: June 21^st to 25^th. Contact details: Barbara.Large@winchester.ac.uk or  www.writersconference.co.uk.

And now, it’s back to working on the next Bea Abbot. . .

Veronica Heley

www.veronicaheley.com

http://blog.veronicaheley.com

Recent releases.

CRY FOR KIT, and SCREAM FOR SARAH. First published l970s. Large print from Chivers. Warning; some sex and violence!

FALSE ALARM, the 7^th Abbot Agency story, is now available in hardback and also as an e-book. Bea is asked to find the person who laid a booby trap for the powerful tycoon, Sir Lucas Ossett,  in his own block of flats. A cross-section of yuppies and oddballs occupy the building. Call-girl cards have been left in tenants’ letterboxes, a cat has met an untimely end, and snow is forecast. Sir Lucas’s influence reaches out to touch and corrupt even those nearest to Bea.  ISBN 9780 7278 8237 0 for the hardback and ISBN 978 1 78010 289 4 for the ebook.

Review for this:  Kirkus: ‘The Abbot Agency’s seventh outing will be just the thing for readers who like their cosies with a bit of bite.’  And from Library Journal:

‘Think of the series’ seventh outing as a big old-fashioned country-house case, Agatha Christie-like, but dressed-up smart and chic for today.’

MURDER BY MISTAKE is now available in large print. ISBN 978 0 7278 9935 4.

FALSE REPORT is available as a paperback  and also as an ebook . This is the story in which

Bea finds that assisting a vertically challenged musician to get some home help is asking for trouble, especially when a pretty girl has been trafficked into this country by a gang who target wealthy men. Paperback: ISBN 978 1 843751 408 0. Ebook: 978 1 78010 201 6.

Find details of all the other E-books at http://www.veronicaheley.com/ebooks.php?l1=102

I had a bad day recently. You know the sort of day that I mean; when you think that you’ll never produce another sentence without typing errors, and if you read it back it doesn’t make sense; then not only is your grammar looking rather peculiar, but you hadn’t meant to say THAT at all. No way. Writing has become such a struggle that you despair.

Then began one of those extraordinary series of coincidences which make you begin to wonder if, after all, you are supposed to be writing to amuse, so you might just as well get on with it. An email came in from someone in Canada who’d read the first of the Eden Hall series three times (!) and was desperate to know how to get the rest of the series. In the post came a goodly cheque from one of my publishers for e-book royalties

. . . and then the postman rang the doorbell because he couldn’t get a package through the letterbox and there were three copies of a reissue of one of the books first published in l976. Yes, really. All on the same day. Affirmation, I think they call it. Or a slap on the back, saying ‘Just get on with it!’

The re-issue was for CRY FOR KIT, and it’s in hardback, large print from Chivers. I looked at the cover, and wondered if I liked it – not that I have had anything to do with the design. But the original cover was about the only one I ever liked from Robert Hale, all those years ago. And then, of course, I was seized with doubt. Was it really such a good idea to reissue books I wrote when I’d only just started to learn my craft? Ought I to be ashamed of what I produced then? All right, so Chivers obviously thought they’d be able to sell some copies or they wouldn’t have done anything about it . . . but . . . really? So many years on? So I began to read the book and well, you’ll have to judge for yourselves, of course, but it rattles along at a great pace and yes, hopefully it will still amuse. 

Within the week, a second re-issue from Chivers arrived. This was SCREAM FOR SARAH, first published in l975. Now – wait for it – both these stories were written for the general market, so not all fans of Ellie and Bea will like them. Be warned: there is more sex and violence in these two books than I deal with nowadays.  ‘Sarah’ is also in hardback and softcover.

This is the time of the year when I block certain dates out in my calendar. London Book Fair in April, for instance. That’s a must. And so is the Winchester Writers Conference in June. Look it up on their website and see what goodies are in store for us this year. Julian Fellowes, yes, him of Downton fame, is going to be the keynote speaker on the Saturday morning! I can’t wait! Also coming to speak is Jasper Forde, of those weird and wonderful time-and-space-hopping books that I keep in my bedroom next to the Terry Pratchetts, to cheer me up on days when nothing goes right. (See above).

Me? I’ll be at Winchester, too, to give a couple of talks and some one to one interviews. I shall be talking about what voice suits a writer best – He, Me or It’s – and also about working the media and e-books.   Dates: June 21^st to 25^th. Contact details: Barbara.Large@winchester.ac.uk or  www.writersconference.co.uk.

I am still sending off the odd copy of the Christmas short story which was originally published in the Methodist Recorder and now it’s time to deliver another one for their Easter edition. This will be called DOWN-SIZING, which is what so many older people have to do. It won’t be published till the end of March at Easter, so I’ll put a reminder about it next time, for anyone who’d like a copy.

Meanwhile it’s copy-editing . . . which has to be done and done quickly . . . in between working on the next Bea Abbot.

Oh, and by the way, there will be another e-book out in March, this time for the latest  Bea Abbot, FALSE ALARM, which came out in hardback last November. We’ve had two excellent reviews for it. Kirkus: ‘The Abbot Agency’s seventh outing will be just the thing for readers who like their cosies with a bit of bite.’  And from Library Journal: ‘Think of the series’ seventh outing as a big old-fashioned country-house case, Agatha Christie-like, but dressed-up smart and chic for today.’

But for now, it’s back to working on the next Bea Abbot. . .

Veronica Heley

www.veronicaheley.com

http://blog.veronicaheley.com/

Find details of all the E-books at

http://www.veronicaheley.com/ebooks.php?11-102

How are you coping with the cold and the dark of these winter days? I must admit that I hate to get out of bed when the street lights are on – and it’s probably still raining or snowing or both. I have a system to beat the blues, and that is to buy a bunch of early daffodils, so that I can watch the sunshine unfold indoors, even if it refuses to shine in the sky.

So, did I make any New Year’s resolutions? Did I promise myself that I would buy and make some marmalade as soon as the Seville oranges were in? Did I tell myself not to take on ANY extra work? I suppose you know the answer to both those questions. The oranges have been bought – and put in the freezer to await my attention at some point. Yes, I know it may be nearly a year before I get round to doing anything about them. And as for the extra work? No, I fell into agreeing to do some more within the first week of the New Year. Oh well.

Just as a matter of interest, do you have the font called Helvetica on your computer? Size l3, moreover? I was asked to submit two pieces of 250 words each for a local church magazine to be delivered in this format, only to discover that I have neither. Weird! So I sent the stuff in the usual Times New Roman size 12, and await a no doubt aggrieved response.

Meanwhile, my editor’s been asking me what I’d like on the cover of the next Ellie, which is titled MURDER WITH MERCY. And yes, in this book there is someone going around doing mercy killings, though with the very best of intentions. My editor suggested a phial of pills. Mm. I thought that might have been done once or twice before so came up with the idea of a dripping tap. Dripping blood, of course. No, she says. ‘Too much like a horror book!’ So the cover will feature an empty wheelchair . . . and yes, that does come into the book. I hope to have a picture of this put up on my website soon but remember, the book will not be published till the end of May – and will only be  available three months after that in the USA, Canada and Australia.

The new Bea Abbot is coming along a treat, although there are some awkward plot points I still have to solve. One of the problem areas here – and it’s entirely my own fault that this has occurred – is that I am continuing certain characters and situations from previous books in which Bea is in discussions about merging her agency with another organisation. If I said someone’s child had wellington boots with pink flowers on them previously, then where are they now? And yes, it does happen to be important. Oh well, no doubt I’ll come up with the answer in due course.

I promised to let you know if you wanted me to bring back a character from an early story but so far not enough of you have replied to give me much of a choice. Ideas, please?

Many of you asked for a copy of the short story OPERATION CHRISTMAS to be emailed to you. That’s fine. I’m always delighted to do that for you. So if you’d still like to see it, just let me know. And yes, the Methodist Recorder has asked for another story for Easter, so I really must get started on that soon.

So, wishing you a cheerful start to Spring, 2013, I’m signing off…….

Veronica Heley

                       AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL . . .

So, another Christmas has come and gone. I have to admit that though I was rather late in getting organised, I did enjoy it when it happened. One of the highlights came about when a group from the churches nearby gathered to sing carols in our local shopping centre – that’s the street I call The Avenue in the Ellie Quicke series. Lots of people stopped to listen, some even joined in the singing for a while, children helped out by shaking maracas, and an elderly man told us how in times past he used to go carol singing, but of course no one does that nowadays . . .

Eventually, after giving me heartburn because I had to wait so long for the verdict, my editor did get round to reading the next Ellie Quicke, tentatively called MURDER WITH MERCY.  She loved it and has put it straight through for copy editing. Hurray!  I was worried about this one because I’d done something stupid and written the murderer’s bits in the first person/present tense whereas everything else was in the usual past third person/past tense. Putting the present tense back into the past, and turning first back to third was unexpectedly difficult, and I must remember to avoid making that mistake again.

Not, as it happens, that this will be a problem in the next Bea Abbot book, which is a whodunit so I don’t have to show the murderer planning to create mayhem. He/she just goes ahead and does it. I didn’t think I’d be able to get round to this story till the New Year but it began to roll out in my head, I managed to set aside an hour here and there to get started. So far, so good. As usual, I have to look out for the bit of plot that I have written in but don’t really need.

Two of my correspondents have asked about bringing back characters from earlier stories. Maybe I should run a quiz, asking you all to name one character you’d like to have pop up again in a future story. Well, why not? Drop me an e-mail and give me your suggestion(s). I promise, cross-my-heart, to use one of them if I can see how to work them into a next story. Right? Results of this in my next newsletter.

The short story called OPERATION CHRISTMAS was published by The Methodist Recorder as promised. It tells how our three retired friends cope with people who don’t want anything to do with this wonderful event. If you’ve been able to get a copy, fine.  If not and you’d like to read it, then drop me an email and I will send it to you.

So, wishing you a happy and healthy New Year, I’m signing off…….

Veronica Heley

www.veronicaheley.com

http://blog.veronicaheley.com/

I am now suffering from exhaustion. I managed to get the next story – tentatively titled Murder with Mercy – off to my editor at Severn House and feel like staying in bed for a couple of days to recuperate. Not that I’m any good at staying in bed. I get fidgety, I have to get up to get myself something to eat or drink, or attend to curtains which don’t hang properly. Then the doorbell rings, and the phone . . . and anyway, it’s boring.

Also, I have to think about starting the next Bea Abbot – NOW! And what about Christmas? I haven’t even worked out how to copy enough designs for my cards yet, and as to shopping for presents . . .!

The Christmas story went off to the Methodist Recorder on time and will be published in their Christmas issue as usual. It’s called OPERATION CHRISTMAS and is all about how our three friends cope with the awkward squad at this time of the year. If you are able to get a copy, do. If not, and you would like to read it, then drop me an email AFTER Christmas, and I will email you one back. My webmaster is working hard at producing a whole book of these short stories in an ebook and I will let you know as soon as it is available.

And no, I will haven’t discovered where I’ve put the memory stick for the Lady of the Hall, which I am supposed to be sending Mark to make into another e-book. But I promise I will do so soon. After I’ve done the filing. And dealt with Christmas.

I hope some of you have been able to get hold of a copy of FALSE ALARM, the next Bea Abbot story, published this last week. I’m rather fond of this story because it almost all takes place in a block of flats, oh, and the cafe nearby. But yes, I do realise that copies won’t be available overseas for a while. It’s infuriating, isn’t it?

The article for the Christian Writer about the pros and cons of putting your work into an electronic format went in on time, but won’t appear until the spring issue. Oh well. I shall have forgotten all about it by that time.

Two of my correspondents ask about bringing back characters from earlier stories. I’ll try to talk about that soon.

So, wishing you a Merry Christmas, I’m signing off…….

Veronica Heley

www.veronicaheley.com

http://blog.veronicaheley.com/

News of new releases.

FALSE ALARM, the 7^th Abbot Agency story.

Bea is asked to find the person who laid a booby trap for the powerful tycoon, Sir Lucas Ossett,  in his own block of flats. She finds his wife in a state of fear, while gossiping elderly ladies cast doubt on the probity of their neighbours. These include a ‘therapist’, an ex-employee of Sir Lucas’s, and a cross-section of yuppies and oddballs with problems. Call-girl cards have been left in tenants’ letterboxes, a cat has met an untimely end, and snow is forecast. Sir Lucas’s influence reaches out to touch and corrupt even those nearest to Bea.  ISBN 9780 7278 8237 0.

And now there is an ebook for this title: ISBN 978 1 78010 289 4.

MURDER BY MISTAKE is now out in large print. The ISBN is 978 0 7278 9935 4.

FALSE REPORT is now out as a paperback in December, and as an ebook in November.

Bea discovers that assisting a vertically challenged musician to get some home help is asking for trouble, especially when a pretty girl has been trafficked into this country by a gang who target wealthy men. Paperback: ISBN 978 1 843751 408 0. Ebook: 978 1 78010 201 6.

Find details of all the other E-books at http://www.veronicaheley.com/ebooks.php?l1=102

Also; log on to www.SevernHouse.com and follow the links for the latest news.

I am suffering from the dithers. I have so many projects on the go that I don’t know which to tackle first. You will remember that I lost 20 pages of script I’d put on a netbook? I did manage to re-write them, and I have finally made it to the end of the plot. Hurray! Rejoice! Then I did a word count and found I was way over because I had put in Too Much Plot. It’s not the first time I’ve done that, either. In this case it was easy to excise the offending section about a couple who’ve been lingering at the back of my mind for ages. Harold is a bitter little man who is constantly sniping at his big, good-natured wife. Gwen laughs off his nasty remarks, but I can’t help feeling that one of these days she’s going to lash out at him and then . . . who knows what will happen next? For the moment I’ve put Gwen and Harold into a separate file. Perhaps they’ll turn up in a short story some day.

Meanwhile, I am working hard to edit the next Ellie Quicke, to iron out inconsistencies, replace awkward sentences, tidy up loose ends. At the moment the title is MURDER WITH MERCY, but we’re still thinking about that. Delivery is to be by the end of November, and I should be able to make that in spite of all the other demands on my time.

So what has caused me to dither? To start with, the Methodist Recorder has asked for another short story for their Christmas issue, to be delivered by the middle of November. Yes, November – not December. I think I’ll write about the awkward guests or relations who don’t believe in Christmas – and what can or cannot be done about it. The words ‘Bah! Humbug!’ spring to mind. No doubt I can work them in somewhere.

My webmaster has turned the second of the Eden Hall quartet – The Lady of the Hall – into an E-book. There were favourable reviews on it within days, so we are going to look at transferring the third book pretty soon . . . if I can find the relevant floppy disc. Or maybe it’s on a memory stick somewhere? I really must get down to looking for it.

Then there are guest blogs to do. I seem to have missed out on some invitations to guest on other people’s blogs while I was recovering from shingles, and am now trying to catch up for Murder in Mind – which came out in May – and for False Alarm, which comes out this month. The problem is that although these books are published here in May and November, it will be another three months at least before they are available if they are sent overseas. So these guest blogs are set up months ahead of whichever date we’re thinking about and working from two calendars gets me thoroughly confused.

Another thing; I’ve been asked to produce an article for the Christian Writer about the pros and cons of putting your work into an electronic format. That probably won’t appear till the spring issue but I had to deliver last month, which meant more dithering – which job to tackle first?

MOST IMPORTANTLY – please note that FALSE ALARM will be published in the third week of November.  See below for a description and for the ISBN number.

                         RESERVE YOUR COPY AT THE LIBRARY NOW!

I very much enjoyed the two talks I gave here in London last month. Great fun, with lovely audiences. Thanks to everyone who was responsible for the arrangements.

Veronica Heley

COMING IN NOVEMBER 2012 (lst March ’13 in USA)

FALSE ALARM, the 7^th Abbot Agency story.

Bea is asked to find the person who laid a booby trap for the powerful tycoon, Sir Lucas Ossett,  in his own block of flats. She finds his wife in a state of fear, while gossiping elderly ladies cast doubt on the probity of their neighbours. These include a ‘therapist’, an ex-employee of Sir Lucas’s, and a cross-section of yuppies and oddballs with problems. Call-girl cards have been left in tenants’ letterboxes, a cat has met an untimely end, and snow is forecast. Sir Lucas’s influence reaches out to touch and corrupt even those nearest to Bea.  ISBN 9780 7278 8237 0.

I am not technically minded. Mind you, I have progressed from turning out books on a portable typewriter, via an Amstrad to different generations of computers and am now working on a Dell. I write, I edit and I send my stories off by e-mail. I save my work on floppies – the publisher likes floppies –  and on USBs and I keep records of what I’m doing. All right, I’m not that consistent about backing up but nobody’s perfect.

We were going off to Bruges for a much-needed holiday so I put the work-in- progress – another Ellie – onto a netbook to take with me. The uncompleted draft went on a treat, if you except the fact that the netbook refused to accept a mouse, so my aim was erratic. I wrote twenty pages of story and felt very pleased . . . until we got back and I tried to transfer my work back to the Dell. You’ve guessed it; nothing would make it move. I tried talking to it nicely. I tried Words of Command. I rang for help to my tried and trusted computer guru but he couldn’t retrieve it either. It had disappeared, completely. Unbelievably. So I have had to re-write those twenty pages from memory. Well, I managed it, but here we are at the beginning of another month, and not a whole lot forrader. 

When I started on this Ellie story, I didn’t think the boy Mikey would turn out to be the hero, but with flu raging in Ellie’s household and some nasty wrongs to get righted, he seems to have taken on the mantle of the Lone Ranger.  (To be continued)

On a lighter note, the Methodist Recorder published another short story from me on September 28^th. It’s called ALL CHANGE, and is about the expectations of ministers moving to new parishes at Harvest time, and what the parishes might expect of them in return. The tag line is ‘Kindness pays. Pass it on.’ If you can’t get hold of the original and would like to read it, send me an email and I’ll forward it to you.

Suddenly everyone is asking me for the E-rights of my early books. Sometimes they intend to bring out a large print version, sometimes a short print run, and sometimes just an E-book. These are books I wrote way back in the last century and I am thrilled to hear they are going to have a new lease of life. The first ones out will be the very early crime books, with women as heroines. I’ll keep you posted.

My webmaster has turned the second of the Eden Hall quartet – The Lady of the Hall – into an E-book, too. There were two favourable reviews on it within days, so we are going to look at transferring the third book pretty soon.

Finally, I am very much looking forward to the two talks I’m giving in London this month. On October 10^th I’ll be at our local Pitshanger Library in North Ealing for a free talk and on the 24^th at the Townswomen’s Guild in Ickenham, Uxbridge. Details from the website. Perhaps I’ll see some of you there?

Veronica Heley

www.veronicaheley.com.

Last out . . . MURDER IN MIND . . . May 2012

Ellie is asked to look into two ‘accidental’ deaths in the family of the local big estate agent because her daughter Diana intends to marry him once he’s got rid of his current wife. The surviving members of the Hooper family appear to be self-centred and unsympathetic but as their numbers diminish, Ellie begins to understand the reasons behind the way they act. ISBN Hardback 978 0 7278 8179 3

Also the paperback of MURDER MY NEIGHBOUR.  Ellie looks into the case of a wealthy lady who tells everyone she’s moving to a retirement home – but never arrives. ISBN Paperback 978 1 84751 360 1

NEW in July!

The large print version of FALSE PRETENCES.  Bea finds all is not well at an old established charity. The death of one director may have been from natural causes, but those which followed definitely were not.  ISBN 978 0 7278 9884 5

FALSE REPORT is coming out as an Ebook. Bea discovers that assisting a vertically challenged musician to get some home help is asking for trouble, especially when a pretty girl has been trafficked into this country by a gang who target wealthy men. ISBN 978 1 78010 201 6.

Also: LADY OF THE HALL, second in the Eden Hall series, is now out as an E-book.

E-BOOKS. Find them at http://www.veronicaheley.com/ebooks.php?l1=102

Also; log on to www.SevernHouse.com and follow the links for the latest news.

Many thanks to all my kind friends who emailed to commiserate when I went down with shingles. Yes, it was ultra nasty, and I do not wish ever to have to go through that again. I lost three weeks of work time, during which I was good for nothing but drifting around the house or lying on my bed. Gradually the pain eased and, although I still do get some in my left arm, it’s nothing like as bad as it was and I am managing to do some writing – if for less hours than usual.

For those of you who have suffered please note that, although it doesn’t seem to be generally known, there is a vaccine for shingles. Google and see if it applies to you.

And then, just as I was beginning to crack on with the next Ellie book, the copy-editing for FALSE ALARM, another Bea Abbot story, dropped through the door. My editor has been most sympathetic and allowed me extra time to do this job but I have kept at it, and little by little, the corrections and queries have been dealt with and the amendments are on their way back to source. Proof reading should be next month and the book should be out on time in November.

It was hard to pick up the Ellie book again after these interruptions, but I must say I have been heartened by having some very nice reviews for MURDER IN MIND, Ellie’s last story, which came out in May.  Kirkus write that ‘Ellie’s 12th is right on the money’; Publisher’s Weekly says that ‘Ellie is as spirited as ever, and her daughter as detestable, in this entertaining entry’; and Booklist paid me a back-handed compliment; ‘Heley’s latest, despite its Miss Marple-like heroine and British cozy style, is full of contemporary drama, suspense, and surprises’.  Not bad, eh?

I have also had to produce another short story for the Methodist Recorder – delivery end of August for their Harvest issue. I thought it might be interesting to focus on Methodist ministers who move to their new posts at this time of the year – and the complications that might arise. Please note; this is fiction! I don’t want to be sued by someone saying that ‘But I’m not like that!’ Details in the next newsletter for those who’d like to have a copy sent them by email.

So, on with the next Ellie. Sometimes when I’ve been writing as Ellie Quicke, I find it hard to switch into ‘being’ Bea Abbot. I’ve enjoyed ‘being’ Bea for a while, but now I must get back to Ellie, who really ought to go on a diet, but probably won’t do anything about it. And what do you think her daughter Diana is up to next?! And that little scamp, Mikey? I’m afraid that what I thought was a sub-plot is going to take over – and maybe that’s all right, and maybe it isn’t.  (To be continued)

Veronica Heley

www.veronicaheley.com

MURDER IN MIND . . . May 2012

Ellie is asked to look into two ‘accidental’ deaths in the family of the Great White Shark – as the local big estate agent is called – because her daughter Diana intends to marry him once he’s got rid of his current wife. The surviving members of the Hooper family appear to be self-centred and unsympathetic but as their numbers diminish, Ellie begins to understand the reasons behind the way they act. Can she save the rest of them – or is it too late to act?  ISBN Hardback 978 0 7278 8179 3

Also the paperback of MURDER MY NEIGHBOUR.  Ellie looks into the case of a wealthy lady who tells everyone she’s moving to a retirement home – but never arrives. ISBN Paperback 978 1 84751 360 1

NEW in July!

The large print version of FALSE PRETENCES.  Bea finds all is not well at an old established charity. The death of one director may have been from natural causes, but those which followed definitely were not.  ISBN 978 0 7278 9884 5

FALSE REPORT is coming out as an ebook. Bea discovers that helping a vertically challenged musician to some home help is asking for trouble, especially when a pretty girl has been trafficked into this country by a gang who target wealthy men. ISBN 978 1 78010 201 6.

E-BOOKS. Find them at http://www.veronicaheley.com/ebooks.php?l1=102

Also; log on to www.SevernHouse.com and follow the links for the latest news.